August 2009
3 posts
5 tags
Remix the Dragon
A global icon of raw Asian tough-guy pride: Calm. Smart. But chaste. SUCK. Written in response to a challenge by gravecarriage: Histo LT#1 Bonus: Write a haiku about either a) Bruce Lee OR b) Zebra/Giraffe forbidden love.
Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd
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First Person Shooter
Small-town Unreal champ, deployed to Baghdad’s “Red Zone”. BANG! It’s all too real.
Aug 3rd
July 2009
6 posts
6 tags
ListenThe Metasciences - “Four Color Love...
Jul 26th
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4 tags
Jul 26th
2 notes
6 tags
Frat Boy, Unfulfilled (or Date Rape FAIL)
The bitch is hyper! It was sugar, not roofies… That dealer fooled me.
Jul 26th
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:: via zombiesvaderandthings Zombie Haiku by Sylvia Plath From head to black shoe, daddy, I had to eat you because I’m starving. Hee!
Jul 14th
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Kommander Asp Has A Bad Day
Scoressss of dead henchmen… My Sssecret Base in ruinssss… I’LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!
Jul 14th
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Tex-Mex Dinner Aftermath
Spidey sense tingling. Stomach acids flow with rage. Hope the stall is clean!
Jul 7th
May 2009
12 posts
5 tags
Exclusive School Massacre
Section A misfits Blow away the Honors class. Blame WarCraft and Tool.
May 31st
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:: via reclusive-exclusive A haiku about a confusing song “Smoke on the water” “Fire in the sky”…not likely.. Smoke is below fire?
May 30th
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Post-Apocalypse Suite
i.  After the Plague Bleak urban wasteland; A faint radio signal: “WE HAVE A SAFE CAMP.” ii.  At the Monitoring Station Coffee-fuelled vigil: Watch the sattellite uplink For new signs of life. iii.  We, The Living Canned food, gas, shotguns, A band of hasty allies… “Let’s kick zombie ass!”
May 30th
2 tags
May 28th
7 notes
3 tags
Perfect Date
Flirt over curry, Then debate punk and Foucault, While she plays footsie.
May 28th
7 tags
Mr. Humbert Abandons His Cubicle
Dull job, estranged wife, Or drug hauls with crazed jailbait? Well… What would you choose?
May 27th
7 tags
A Cowgirl's Remorse
Tears in her moonshine. Patsy Cline on the jukebox. Mourns the boy she killed.
May 25th
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Doktor Destrukto Makes a Vow
“CAPTAIN BEATS DETH DROID” First, i’ll claim the insurance… Then you’ll pay for this!
May 24th
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Life History of a Mix CD
Rip all the good times And burn them on cheap plastic ‘Til bit rot sets in
May 23rd
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May 22nd
5 tags
Dreadful Sorry
Tough Girl’s off Zoloft. She hasn’t shed tears like this Since Elliott Smith died.
May 22nd
6 tags
Art vs. Commerce, Round XXIV
Art chokeslams Commerce! Commerce hits Art with a chair! Time’s up — it’s a draw.
May 21st